Horses the bEst

When a slimy, stickey beast comes to town, sometimes you proport to show then who is The Boss.

Here here, here is The Classic Waffle captured by our prisonmaster in his stickey hole.

You won't get out so easy stinkey beast, yet ye ye'ol yar gar'nar!

If he escapes we're all DOOMED , but I'd LIKE TO SEE IT TRYYyyyyy=....
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

LoL Im gonna mess with it, stupid beast!!


come ere an get poked!!!
Okay hah back in your home now

Oops hang on

haha








what the...







HEY! STOP!!!





Nonononoononoonono.....

Kick it! Punch it! It's the latest craze. Introducing...

And these are its babies:

"Reproducing them is easy, it's all they want to do!"

And This Is A Pirate's Hat!

It's easy and it's sure to work: create your own wiggly, jiggly foe and fight it in the nude!
This is it's original shape:



"But ohhh no, not for long! It's transformed, and is coming to attack you!"

RING RINGGG!!!

The phone is dinging and a man is on the other line. Hand you the phone and he is talking to you!

But... What He Say? Ceiling Potatoe.
Huh? CEILING POTATOE? How is that going to help it?
Because celiing potatoe is the key to happy family in the home.

Ohhh, yes is it. Yes.
First you get a roll of tape all used up. Has to be a big roll like a duck taped roll.
Get more tape not from the used up roll but a different one, tape roll it to the ceiling... then BAM your home is ready to receive the ceiling potetoe.;

You know you have a ptato lef dover and then you put it in the tape hole.
Then, all you have to do is leave it and BAM it's a plant, bam it's a decoration, BAM HAPPY HOME.

Dear Reader,

So you want to build a home gym?

YEAH Maybe these things will help you do so:

• A squant rack?
  
• A nite set of standed ajustuple dumpbells?
  
• Some workout band:
  
• A chinit bar???:
  
• A wonkout, matt:
  

This shoulde get you sdardid. Get back soon for more horse-fitness themed advice!